Thank You Kelsey Green
for making up for lost time by backlogging all the posts that you like that I posted while you weren’t following me. :)
Talking to Myself
RSSWait, so is it all about me or not?Goodness, Luke!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?? Was it that obvious???!?!?!
I am too good at this. I swear. I’m on fire.
- Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
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- I want it known that this would totally work on me...
I seriously love the feeling of being fit
I’ve dropped 8 pounds in the last 2 weeks. It may not sound like much, but when you’re my shape it makes a big difference. I feel good. I’m breathing better, I dont ever feel bloated or greasy inside. I finally feel comfortable in a tank-top if you don’t count the hideous farmer’s tan. I can’t wait to lose the last 7 pounds and accomplish my goal for the summer, then I can start building up muscle mass.
Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza
San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.
See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.
I almost forgot that pranks could be funny.
This is an absolute delight. If I was a pizza guy, I might crap my pants.
#junephotoaday day 4: text. Lukey Bear. 🐻He cracks me up. #physicsmajor #nerdlife
To be fair, I was pretty drunk when I texted her this. But I do love my Kati Cat.
Goddamn. I hate how absolutely perfect this is in every way. This song and Cruise are by far my biggest guilty pleasures and the fact that these guys covered it makes me a little less ashamed.
This video struck my funny bone something fierce. I’m pretty sure all 6 of my followers will find a little humor in this.
Words to live by.
ProFlowers.com
Why are you so expensive? stop being so expensive. You give me a 20% off coupon and I know it’s bullshit because it still comes out to about 7 times more than what it’d cost at Kroger. And about the same as what it’d come out to at a real flower shop. Plus delivery. Fuckin’ A.
Also see..
“I feel in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
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Now I’ve used this one on Little Bird before, but that was when I was a fan of John Green the vlogbrother and the crash course instructor not John Green the author. Stop being so amazing John Green. Stop it. It hurts. No man should have this much power over my soul.
“You’re so busy being you…
that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”
Chicago
Fall Out Boy was amazing live. Chicago was beautiful as ever. Experiencing public transit was… fascinating. But the highlight of my weekend was definitely…
Seeing my little bird and getting the full tour of Crystal Lake and Woodstock, IL. Mini Golf and walking where Bill Murray walked in Groundhog day was way more fun than it should’ve been. Then making dinner together and falling asleep halfway through The Hobbit. Glad I could refill my cuddle meter at least a little bit. It was running a little low. Too bad I’ll be running on fumes for another 3-4 weeks.
About Talking to Myself
Skyrim, Memes, Minecraft, Pokemon, BF3, Books, Life.
